Terms & Refunds

Hurl Insults is a comedy app that generates randomized, deliberately ridiculous insults. It is a joke. It is a bit. It is digital slapstick served at three heat levels.

It is not: a therapist, a life coach, a children's toy, an instrument of genuine harm, or a substitute for saying something nice to your mother. None of the insults are aimed at anyone in particular. The app does not know who you are. It does not know who your enemies are. It is, in fact, delightfully dumb.

Grown-ups. Level 3 (“Scorched Earth”) contains language that would embarrass a sailor. By using this app at that level, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and that you understand crude words are used for comedic effect.

The app is meant for play between consenting friends and family. Using the generated text to harass, bully, threaten, or dehumanize a specific person is not in the spirit of the thing and, in many jurisdictions, is actually illegal. You are responsible for what you send to whom.

The Spice Pass is a one-time $2.99 digital purchase. Because it's digital and unlocks instantly, it is generally non-refundable.

That said: if you were double-charged, charged in error, or the app straight-up didn't work for you, email hello@hurlinsults.com within 14 days and we'll sort it out. We're reasonable humans.

We use Vercel Analytics (anonymized), Supabase (to remember your purchase if you log in), and Stripe (to process payment). We don't sell, rent, or give your data to anyone. Your gamification stats live in your browser; if you have a Spice Pass, they sync to your account so they follow you across devices. Delete your account and the server-side data gets deleted along with it.

The app is provided “as is.” We don't guarantee that every insult will be funny, that the AI enhancement will never return a dud, or that the exquisitely filthy tee-up you were hoping for will appear on the first try. Luck is involved. That's half the fun.

Questions, complaints, love letters, fan art: hello@hurlinsults.com. Or use the contact page.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, you agree that the creators of this app are not liable for any emotional damage, friendship damage, or reputational damage you may experience as a result of using it for its intended purpose. This agreement is governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which we operate. If any part of this is unenforceable, the rest of it still stands. Don't be litigious. It's a joke app.